Infinite Field of Focus

Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me: 
Person: 
Me: 
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.

mckeegles:

scarbble:

OH MY GOSH SERIOUSLY THOUGH XD

…they spelled dildos wrong. Da fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?

(Source: nothingbuthappythoughts)

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU